#CPI数据来袭#

"CPI is the bomb, the Federal Reserve is the fuse, retail investors? Directly blown into memes"
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The monthly CPI explosion is like a ticking time bomb, while the Federal Reserve stands by, expressionless, twisting the fuse. And you, me, and him – waiting for the results in the retail investor crowd, like watching a World Cup penalty shootout.
CPI is high, interest rates are not falling, and the U.S. stock market immediately takes a dive; the crypto market simply lies flat pretending to be dead. CPI is low? The market celebrates, but don't get too excited, the Federal Reserve says: "We are not influenced by single-month data." This means that no matter how enthusiastic you are, I am still that indifferent old man.
Inflation data is like the elephant in the room; no one dares to ignore it, but everyone wants to say, "It's not the smell I left behind." The market is like someone holding a magnifying glass, scrutinizing the elephant's earwax—picking faults, determining trends, and speculating on expectations.
But don't be afraid! The data itself is just a catalyst; what truly makes the market dance is the emotions and interpretations—just like the CPI is the opening track for the electronic music festival, but whether you dance or not depends on how many tickets you have left in your wallet.
🧠 In summary: Don't be scared by the CPI; what you should fear is what others do after seeing the CPI.